A couple of weeks ago I submitted a story to HiLobrow's Radium-Age Science Fiction contest. They were looking for apocalyptic stories under 250 words.

I wrote about Ernest Hemingway and a dog.

And won.

Here's the link to the story:

www.hilobrow.com/2010/04/03/hem-and-the-flood/

It was a cool contest. They have more coming up too.

Great stuff in Bartleby-Snopes this month! I'm thrilled to be a part of it:

http://www.bartlebysnopes.com/market.htm

Check it out!

I have a new story called "The Sounds of Victory" up at Crash. It's the first issue of this journal, and it's really got some fantastic stuff in it.

www.cra.sh

Check it out!

Stuff!

I have a few stories up this month. At The Northville Review, you can find my story "House of Boxes": http://northvillereview.com/?p=900

Also, at the The Battered Suitcase, you can find my story "The First and Last Time": http://vagabondagepress.com/91201/V2I3SS10.html

And check out my band's website (www.theargylewishlist.com) for a new video and information regarding how to purchase our new EP.

To the holidays!

actually, this has little to do with writing.

i recently joined an indie-pop band called The Argyle Wishlist. i play drums. you can check us out at myspace.com/theargylewishlist or at www.theargylewishlist.com.

we have a new five-song ep called "All Details" available.

we are very excited!

I haven't been writing enough! Turns out graduate school keeps you busy. I have a few new ones up, though:

"Elton John" at WTF PWM: http://www.wtfpwm.com/content.php?page=12&issue=1_1

"The Cotton Man" at Writers' Bloc: http://www.writersblocmag.org/archives_05/raymond_cotton.html

"How to Live Together" Colored Chalk: http://coloredchalk.com/modules/smartsection/item.php?itemid=193

I recently heard about a raquetball tournament in northern Wisconsin. It's organized by a small press up there. Whoever wins the tournament will have his chapbook published by this press.

News. "In The Supermarket Where Elton John Was Once Spotted Stealing Pears" was picked up by WTF PWM. It will appear in their first issue, which comes out this December.

Right on.

Also, my story "Box of Fire" is currently up at Writers' Bloc. Read it here:

http://writersblocmag.org/archives_04/raymond_box.html

If I can have a favorite story of all I've written, this would be it.

Don't have a lot of news here. Been getting some writing done. The first issue of Crash--due out next January--will feature a story by me called "The Sounds of Victory."

I've got 16 submissions out there. Two stories: "In The Supermarket Where Elton John Was Once Spotted Stealing Pears" and "The Best Place For Surgery."

Cross your goddamn fingers.

all right stuff. i've got some more stories up this week. they are here:

http://wordriot.org/template_3.php?ID=2037 (House of Holes at Word Riot)

http://www.righthandpointing.com/Issue28/fiction/raymond.html (House of Bees at Right Hand Pointing)

http://www.downdirtyword.com/authors/timothyraymond.html (The Fountain at The Legendary)

two more stories--Box of Fire and The Cotton Man--got picked up by Writers' Bloc. How to Live Together got picked up by Colored Chalk.

and i've come up with a topic for the thesis.

So, news. I've got a story up at Necessary Fiction (necessaryfiction.com). It's a fine journal, and I am very happy to contribute.

Also, The Northville Review just accepted a story of mine called "House of Boxes."

I now must go to class.

Leaf Garden Issue 4 is now up. It looks good, and it features a story by me called "The Garden." You can download the issue by going to their website:

http://leafgardenpress.blogspot.com/

so, news. i've got stories coming out in september in the legendary, leaf garden, necessary fiction, and word riot. i'll post links as soon as those go live.

meanwhile, a story of mine is up at for every year, a webjournal run by crispin best. here's the link:

http://foreveryyear.blogspot.com/2009/08/1501-co-timothy-raymond.html

also, here's a story called "the air show," which can't find a home.

The Air Show

There was an air show. It was summer. The street festival on Locust would start later in the afternoon. It would reach all the way up to Bradford Street, where we lived in our little house. The planes in the show were a part of the festival. They flew in shapes under the clouds.

I left the house to meet Joyce at the coffee shop where she worked. The shop was on Locust. Her plans were to come home after her shift, but I decided to take her out to look at flowers in the store down the street.

On the corner before Joyce’s coffee shop, a woman in a yellow bandana was setting up a tent. She was alone, looking overwhelmed and troubled. Next to her were boxes of candles, a table, and two folding chairs. When the tent finally fell to the ground I walked to her to help out. She laughed me off at first, but then accepted.

We talked.

She said, “My husband and I are trying to sell some candles. Go ahead and take one when we’re finished. For your help, I mean.”

“Thanks,” I said. “That’d be great, yeah.”

Other people were setting up tents and carts on the street. Across from us was a young couple behind a crepe stand. Down the way a little was a hot dog vendor. Farther down was a tent full of coolers for beer and soda.

“I’ve never been here during the summer,” I said.

“You mean Milwaukee?”

“Yeah.”

“The festivals are fine,” she said. “I can usually sell a lot of stuff. Tom’s going to help me this year.”

I assumed Tom was her husband. He wasn’t around though, as far as I could tell. The woman’s name turned out to be Rita. That’s what she told me. She looked older than the other people setting up their temporary businesses. The bandana, from far away, made her look younger and less haggard than she really was.

“Where’s your husband?” I said.

“Over there.”

She pointed across the street to a bar. Someone had put tables out in front. A man was drinking beer and looking in our direction.

“The one drinking the beer?”

“We got married last week,” she said. “Here.”

“Last week?”

“Yeah,” she said. “Here.”

Two bars stuck out of the ground, partially holding up the awning. She put my hands on one of them to hold it all together, while she took the other two bars and put them, one at a time, into the grips in the awning.

“Let go now,” she said.

I did. I let go. Then she let go too. The tent stood well enough. She started to talk, but as soon as she opened her mouth two planes flew by, sounding off loudly so that all I got was Rita’s lips moving. This made her look small and sweet, like a doll. Like something you could hold.

Rita took me to the box of candles and sifted through. Tom came over while we looked for one I could take.

“Honeypie?” she said. “Vanilla? What scent sounds good?”

Tom said from behind us, “What are you doing?”

“Tom,” she said.

“I’m Josh,” I said.

“Tom,” he said to me.

We didn’t shake hands. Tom’s face showed that he had things on his mind. Rough things. I didn’t hold those things against him. He got the table and set it up. It all looked a little shaky to me when the two of them started silently putting candles on display.

“We forgot a price sign,” said Rita.

Tom just kept working.

That was when I left them. That was when I left Rita and Tom. I held the candle that Rita had given me. It turned out to be the one she had called Honeypie. I never actually burned it. Joyce and I really didn’t burn candles in our house. Not back then. But I carried it with me anyway.

We’d been living together for about six months. We moved from Colorado. Together.

And we have a thing that we do. But we save it for special times. What we do is, I kind of sneak up on her and then gently pull her arms behind her so that her hands touch on her lower back. The she hums a little bit and steps back into me.

I greeted her this way after I left Rita and Tom. We did our dance, proud. Her hair smelled like coconuts. I just smelled her and did my best to make sure that we were right.

The flower shop was closed, so we went to a café back towards where Rita had set up her tent. We sat upstairs and looked out of the window at the street. We watched people. That’s another thing that we do.

We watched Rita and Tom through that window. They were in the distance, looking young again.

Still I knew they would never be new again.

The table that Tom set up must have had screws loose, because it fell under the weight of all the candles. Joyce and I watched the two of them fumble around, sitting on the ground like they had died in some way. The candles looked like exotic fruits when they spilled from the table. I fingered my candle. I told Joyce that I bought it from the people outside.

That time watching Rita and Tom reminded me of the first time Joyce and I watched someone. It was in our then-new house, our first house, the one on Bradford. We could see into the neighbor’s kitchen from our bedroom window upstairs. One morning, while looking outside, Joyce noticed the woman over there cooking naked. Later we would find out that she lived alone, but that’s not what I assumed upon seeing her. I assumed first that she was living with someone else, and that somehow over the years her nakedness had become an absolute given in the household, like she and the other person were forever colliding. Vulnerable, but in a good way. This made it all the more precious for me.

It was what I wanted. It was what Rita and Tom didn’t seem to have.

That day Joyce and I had watched the naked woman until we couldn’t stand it. Then we made love.

The air show kept going. Joyce and I stayed through that afternoon. We kept watching. A solo plane passed, making a sound like it had cracked open the sky. I waited for the stars to fall through. Eventually Rita lay back onto the grass, tired with the broken table. I remember trying to explain to Joyce later that night why Rita’s giving up like that made me feel like a boy again. It was something about grace, I said to her, something about the way that old woman seemed to fall asleep out of nowhere. Something about the way she moved, so musical.

hey friends. i've got a few short shorts up at The. you can read them here:

http://welcometoyethe.blogspot.com/search/label/timothy%20raymond

Here's one that I can't seem to place anywhere.

The Day That Erin Left Us

The pile of shopping carts was just outside in the alley. I still don’t know where they came from, but I know that Frank brought them. Last I checked there were nine of the carts altogether, stacked up solidly into a shaky-looking steel pyramid.

Frank was the one from across the street. He’d been around the neighborhood since before I moved there. You got used to him quickly. You really did. His eyes seemed to be shoved too far into his head, so that his eyelids were sucked in. In an odd way the look was a comfort.

For the most part he wandered the streets, old and happy, seeking small talk with the local residents. The managers of the building across the street let him sleep and clean himself in a room in their basement, as long as he cleaned the laundry room down there when he wasn’t busy. Frank would tell you about it after you saw him a couple of times.

I had more time to see him after Erin left. She left a month before the carts showed up. She had been living with me. We told each other that we were in love. It was just us and my cat Squirrel, a fat young cat with a creamy belly. The three of us lasted two months, then it was over. The two months were good. Erin and I worked from home doing transcription work for a company called SoundIt. Next to each other we would type on our computers, smoke on the couch during our break, and then curl up and sleep for what seemed like forever. I loved it.

Eventually Erin got tired of something. Of what, exactly, I didn’t know at the time. You don’t know immediately when you’re the problem. Or maybe you do and just don’t want to admit it.

So Erin started to take long walks alone at night. Sometimes she would get in after I was asleep. These were nights of only fitful sleep for me. I would ask her again and again what was wrong, and she would just say something meant to be soothing.

“I’m just adjusting to living together,” she would say.

“Okay,” I would say.

“I’m just taking time to think about my career,” she would say.

“Okay.”

I secretly hoped that she was pregnant.

“I’m just stressed.”

“Okay,” I would say again.

After all, she was not pregnant. She was just tired. The last thing that she said to me was “You’re infringing. You’re wrecked. It’s all wrecked.” That was the real one. That was the one she meant.

That was also the day that Erin left Squirrel and me. I don’t know. These things happen. I remember that she was going out to walk around. She put on her shoes and found that Squirrel had vomited in them.

“It’s just a hairball,” I’d said.

“Infringing,” she started. “Wrecked.”

I followed her down the block when she left, but she was too fast. On my way back home I pulled an advertisement for a clerk-job working at a clinic down the street. I decided I should take it. Just get out of the house.

After taking that job I was out during the day, able to see more of Frank, who would tell me about the neighbors or about when he worked as a beekeeper. This was great for me, seeing someone on a regular basis. I enjoyed it.

Then Frank started bringing in shopping carts. Bringing them into that alley. When I saw his growing pyramid I eventually went down to him to find out what was going on.

“Frank,” I said.

“Nick,” he said. “Nick, good to see you again.”

“What’s with the carts, Frank?” I said. “I’ve been curious.”

Frank looked at the carts without changing his expression all that much. His eyes looked like cheap stones. Then he began to smile.

“It’s nothing, really,” he said. “Remember when I worked for the forest service?”

“No,” I said. “You never told me about that.”

“I worked for a forest service. I met a guy there who liked to hunt. Once he brought me to his house. He had this basement halfway underground. In the basement he kept the skeletons of the stuff that he killed. He didn’t keep the other parts of the animals. The moose, the rabbits, the deer, the birds, everything. He piled them up together. I only saw it once, but it was amazing.”

“I don’t understand,” I said.

“That time I saw it,” he said, “a bird flew through the window and landed on top of the pile. It just stood there for a second, and then it was gone. I was feeling bad around that time, but the bird did something to me.”

“Wow,” I said.

“It was nothing,” he said. “I was searching for something like that. It could’ve been a piece of cotton that landed on the pile, it wouldn’t have mattered. But I liked that pile of skeletons. I found this first cart in the alley here already. I got some more to make the skeleton thing again. I guess the cart reminded me of it.”

It made sense for me in my own little way. I looked again at the pile and then went home.

I don’t care now if Frank was lying about all of it, the jobs or the bones or the bird. He lived in a basement. I don’t know why. I don’t care. It’s just, there is a moment from time to time when everything gets to be too much, and you just kind of burst from the inside. It’s the feeling you get when you run too hard for too long. It’s rough, but it isn’t all bad. It’s a release. Frank was a part of all that. He really was. Whatever it was, he held it like water, and from time to time, when we needed it, he gave it to us.

First and Last Sentence Magazine

First and Last Sentence Magazine is a journal that just wants the first and last sentences of your novel. I think it's a great idea. I think it's also a brand new journal.

They published my short short novel. You can read it here:

http://firstandlastsentence.blogspot.com/2009/07/there-is-time-but-that-time-is-years.html

Update

Blog friends, hello. Thought I would update real quick here. I've got five or six stories that I'm shopping around right now. By the end of this week I should hear back from most of the journals I've sent them to. I don't imagine they'll all, if any, get picked up.

So that's my answer, if any of you were wondering why I haven't been updating all that much. I got lucky and my recent stories are getting published. But, as always, the ones that get rejected will come here.

She Worries

Meh. Tried writing one under 100 words. And I was reading some Lydia Davis.

She Worries

She takes a pill when she worries. But then she worries when she has stopped worrying. That is, she worries that she is not the kind of person to worry over important things in her life. In her mind, people who worry are on top of things.

So she doesn't take the pill the next time she worries, only to find that she is weary with her worry.

Duplex

1) I created a new blog for the comics I've been drawing. They're bad, I'll tell you right now. But you can find them by clicking on my blogger profile. The comics blog is called "Tree Talk."

2) Here is an imitation of an Amy Hempel story.

Duplex

Pam looks like she is ready to let Henry die. Henry is just an infant. He has a look on his face that isn’t scared so much as bemused. A quarter or something is lodged in his throat.

The look on Pam’s face tells me she is ready to run away from it. But you can’t give me the go ahead like that. For months we have been dreaming about leaving for the coast. We can’t let ourselves get caught up at the wrong time with the wrong thing.

The look on Pam’s face is the look that I want to give to someone who knows what to do. When Henry sits down on the carpet and starts to sway, I go to him and close my eyes as my finger goes into his mouth. I try to imagine that I’m scooping out a fingerful of peanut butter. It’s enough until I can pull out the blockage.

Henry chokes. This might be the last time we come here.

“Where did he get a coin?” I say to no one in particular.

“You should’ve seen your face,” says Pam.


From time to time Pam tells me that I look like my name should be Rosie, even though that is not my name. I guess it’s because of my red hair and pale skin. Alcohol makes my face blush a little bit.

She and I babysit Henry, the only child of a young and burgeoning Mormon couple living in the lower level of a duplex on Ivinson. The woman is pregnant again. Pam and I used to live in the upper level of the house until our landlord told us that we had to move. We had to move because we couldn’t pay all of our rent every time. He said that he was sorry to make us leave, that there was a young man of business who had just moved into town with money.

“Sorry,” he said quickly. “You know I like you girls.”

Then he paused.

“You have till next Friday,” he said.

Now Pam and I live in a single trailer across the tracks on the other side of town. We have a shed on the side where we keep our bikes because we have nothing else to put in there. The first time that I came home to Pam and the trailer Pam was sitting on the wooden porch outside making a wind chime out of a stick of wood, some string, and a bunch of old keys that she said she had found on a walk around town.

“I can’t believe I found all of these keys!” she kept saying. “In one day, in one day.”

When the Mormons found out that we had been kicked out, they were nicer about it than you would even think a Mormon couple to be. They said we could still watch Henry for them, like that was some kind of consolation. On the last day the wife gave us a pie that was partly resting on her giant belly.

“What a picture,” Pam had said.

“It’s boysenberry,” said the wife.


Five days a week I go to the call center where I work. A lot of people can say that they have worked there. Most of them can’t say that they worked there long. We have a saying at the call center. It goes We’re Always Here.

This saying is truer for some than it is for others.

Me, I’ve been Here for close to fifteen months. Twelve of those months were in the duplex. The other three in the trailer.

Pam’s job is a little different from mine. My hours working are spent on the phone asking people I would never talk to otherwise if they are satisfied with their lives. Most of these people hang up. Some say yes and then hang up.

Some say no.

Then I say, “Maybe if you had the proper insurance plan, you would feel more inclined to live a life of chances.”

The suits at the call center tell me that this works. I’m just thankful that I don’t work entirely on commission.

But Pam’s job. Pam works at a butcher’s shop. She absolutely is in love with her job at the butcher’s shop. There is a spectacle there that makes her giddy. She’s so in love with the job that she is great at being a clerk and a record keeper. She doesn’t have to cut anything. That’s not what she signed up for, she says. All this makes her indispensable. They let her choose her hours so that I could carpool with her to work during the week. What this means is that she doesn’t have to buy herself a car because she can use mine and just help pay for gas.

The car is fifteen years old. It is a Subaru. It runs well enough. In the mornings when we drive to work and in the evenings when we drive home Pam likes to say clever things to get us in the mood. Usually she just says old things in a dumb way. We Are Once More On Top Of The Road. Put On Your Hat, Partner.

I’m Tuning My Kazoo In The Rain.

That last one is for rainy days.

I usually don’t contribute to these sayings.

Pam and I have jobs. When we can, we also babysit for extra cash.

For months we have been dreaming of driving to the coast.


The Mormons come home just as the sun is starting to go down under the horizon. They come home and come in like trolls running from the moon. I got that one from Pam. I used to tell her that I thought trolls were afraid of the sun and turning into stone.

“That’s stupid,” she used to say.

The couple asks how Henry is doing. I say that he was fine. More than that, really, I tell them, the kid was an angel. Henry doesn’t do anything to spoil the story. He just sits there like still water. He is a baby.

After they give us our money, twenty dollars each, and after the wife has taken Henry into the bedroom, Pam tells the husband about a deer that she saw strung up at work earlier in the week. She tells him how it hung there and dripped blood down the driveway and into the gutter.

As long as it’s not Henry choking, I suppose she can tell him anything she wants. But in the car after it’s over I tell her that she shouldn’t mess with the religious people like that.

“I wasn’t messing,” she says. “It really was amazing to watch. It was like watching a spider trying to crawl out of the toilet you’ve just flushed. All that life just flowing away.”

“Still,” I say. “The man’s a man of God.”

“There’s only man, just man.”

She’s right, somehow. I don’t know. I don’t know what she means exactly or why I’m afraid of losing the babysitting job. I don’t particularly like the Mormons, I mean not enough to fear losing them. I don’t dislike them by any means. I guess they’re just another thing to do. They are just.

I keep driving. When we pass a convenience store Pam perks up.

“I Yell To You For Ice Cream,” she grins.


The thing about the coast is it is there, it is big, and what else is there. There is nothing else. Here there is a small town with low lights, so you can see the stars easily and fully. The starlight comes down like rain. Still at the coast is water. Ocean water that covers more of the earth than land does. The starlight doesn’t come down there like it does in small towns in the mountains, but instead the water reflects the stars so calmly that you can believe the stars actually live in two places at once. Suddenly you’re caught between heaven and heaven. This is the beach life, the kind of place that makes you think only one thing. That being, What in the world are we waiting for?

I asked that of Pam once while we were stopped at an intersection.

I said, “What in the world are we waiting for, Pam?”

She looked at me and said, “A Chevrolet.”

A Chevrolet.

“I’m So Excited,” said Pam, “And I Just Could Never, Ever Hide It!”


I tried to head to the coast one time, but I think I went for the wrong one. I never got there, anyway. In Kansas I was driving east. There was a tornado up ahead on the interstate, and highway patrolmen were there miles before herding everyone off onto the exits. They were trying to keep people safe.

In my car was everything that I cared about enough to take with me. Except Pam. Pam wasn’t there. This was during the time that we were in the duplex with the Mormon couple. She thought that she was in love with the Mormon husband. On some night he would stay up with her on the porch and talk about the planets they all would get in the afterlife. Pam thought that when he said they, he meant the two of them. That was not what he meant. I told Pam about it and she got defensive.

“You’re making it hard for me to believe,” she said.

“In what?”

“Do me a favor,” she said. “Stay away from my planet.”

“Pam,” I said. “This is the only planet you’ll ever see.”

I was even a little bummed out by this. So I took off. I had my clothes and my makeup. I brought my best dress so that I could wear it barefoot on the beach. But then I was stuck in a diner off some exit in Kansas, miles away from a tornado.

What happened is that I just kept ordering items off of the menu in the diner. I didn’t even realize it. I ate ice cream after ice cream, washing it down with coffee and a few beers. I was there for hours and hours. By the time the policemen came in to tell us all that we could slide on by the tornado, it was dark and I was low on gas money.

The tornado must have been dancing, I like to think. But I know that that is stupid. When I got back to town I told Pam that I was sorry.

“For what?” she said.

And then I took a job at the call center, always telling myself that a tornado, a sign that big, is not something that you can just forget about.


Pam’s love for the Mormon husband never really left. It just faded a little when we had to move out. That’s why she tries to sway him with stories of draining life and beautiful death. Sometimes I think that’s why she loves the job at the butcher’s so much. That being, because it allows her to pose as an expert for things that demand expertise.

She can describe a dead moose for hours. A dead duck for more, seeing that it once flew around the skies. Pam thinks this is similar to a religion. It looks to me like the Mormon husband is humoring her. This is something he is good at.

Pam just doesn’t really have an ex. I do. I have an ex. So I don’t feel desperate to know the feeling like Pam does. What it is about women, I don’t know, so hungry for the feeling of betrayal.

My ex was named Robert. I say was because I tell people that he is dead.

When they ask about my boyfriend, I say “He died.”

“Oh my god,” they say, “how?”

“He accidentally swallowed a tick,” I say.

Really Robert was a college student, and a little younger than me. He graduated and moved away to work at a business somewhere keeping their finances. The kid was just too scared to take me with him.

He had said, “We had a beautiful relationship. But if you come with me we might end on a bad note. Let’s just leave it at what we had.”

I wanted to suck him dry from the inside out. I settled for the next best thing.


The next time we are set to babysit for the Mormons is a Friday evening. We will go there after we are done at work, so around five or five-thirty.

I drive to the butcher’s to pick up Pam. I get there and she is standing outside, looking at a dog that is looking at the meat in the butcher’s shop. She sees me and comes to get into the car.

“What a boring day,” she says. “How was work?”

“Fine,” I say. “Same. Boring.”

“Yeah,” Pam says.

We drive a few blocks to the Mormons’ house. To that duplex.

“Rolling, Rolling, Rolling,” Pam sings.

I had said the day was boring to Pam, but it really wasn’t. Some of it was boring, but in the afternoon I made a call to a man who happened to live in Oregon. He was in Lincoln City, so close to the coast.

“Are you happy on the coast?” I asked.

“Yeah,” he said.

“Does the water seem so beautiful that it’s scary?” I asked.

“What is this?” he said.

“I want to live there,” I told him.

“It’s kind of expensive,” he said.

We made big talk like that for twenty minutes. I swore that I could hear sand on his end of the phone. Why I didn’t tell Pam, I don’t know. I wasn’t sure that she could handle it.


We park in front of the duplex and I listen to Pam talk aloud to herself about the stories she will tell Henry. The ones about the buffalo that came in to the shop. The ones about the dogs that she sometimes feeds out behind the shop. She calls that one the Circle of Life. I’m not sure that that is the right title.


There is one other thing about the trip to Kansas that I haven’t told yet. It is really the only other thing that I remember about the trip. I try not to think about that failure too much, but like most failures there are one or two things that still and forever come through.

I was a little drunk at the diner, waiting for the tornado to move along somewhere else. Some sounds came through the open windows as I ate and drank. They sounded so beautiful and happy to me. I thought about the town that I had left, with the man on the downtown streets who played saxophone for free on summer nights.

“Is someone playing music out there?” I asked the man next to me.

“That’s a girl screaming,” the guy had said. “Probably Helen’s kids are running around.”


I remember that feeling while I am in the car with Pam, sitting out in front of the duplex. When a dog barks outside somewhere, I shush Pam.

“What was that?” I say.

“What?”

“It was a girl screaming,” I say.

“What?” says Pam. “What? Who?”

There is a silence as Pam and I sit in the car listening. The dog barks again, but that is not what Pam is waiting for. Pam will not get what she is waiting for.

We are surrounded by a town.

And there is a girl screaming. But only I can hear her.

Minimalism

In which I can't spell tomorrow.